You Might Have ADD if ......

 You Might Have 

Attention Deficit Disorder

(ADD \ ADHD)

• If you lost your keys and they were they were the extra set in case you lost your keys.  You might have Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD\ADHD)

• If you get up extra early to go to work, and are still late.  You might have Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD \ ADHD).

• If your thinking about something other than what your reading.  Umm yeah, you might have Attention Deficit Disorder ( ADD \ADHD). 

• If You don't pay your bills until the collection agency calls, even though you have the money.  You might have ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder). 

• If your wearing two different socks,  You might have ADD or ADHD (Attention Deficit Disorder or Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder). 

• If you started a blog and only post once a year ( or less), You might have ADD / ADHD. 

And Now for an ADD / ADHD Moment.

Wow that plane was flying really low. I wonder if he is landing at the airport.  But, the airports over there.  Where could he land. I heard of planes landing on streets.  But, the wire cross the street.   He could hit the wires.   I wish they would bury those wires.   May be that would stop all the power outages from falling trees.   I have to trim my trees they are getting too over grown.   I'll do that this weekend. yeah its only Monday, I'll never remember to cut the trees this weekend.   Hay what was I doing?  I don't remember. It couldn't of been that important any way.

• If you get out of the shower to go to pee. You might have ADD / ADHD!
• If you didn't get out of the shower to pee, then you most likely have ADD / ADHD !